My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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