How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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