Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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