Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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