Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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