beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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