I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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