are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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