I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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