Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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