omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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