I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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