I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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