Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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