he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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