No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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