kristin has been a bad kristin
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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