It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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