It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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