Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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