OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Randomize
