There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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