question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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