All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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