yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Randomize