White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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