It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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