I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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