And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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