I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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