physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
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