the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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