Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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