Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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