Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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