it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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