Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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