i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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