these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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