weddingsv make me drug and hornr
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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