margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
420 ftw
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
My breasts were aching with rage.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
tell me about the fingering
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