Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Randomize
