it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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