google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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