ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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