I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Randomize
