She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
this will be a night to untag.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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