I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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