Christians are straight up FREAKS
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
my poor anus
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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