I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Randomize
