Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
