Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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