Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Randomize