Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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