just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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