My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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